Monday, March 5, 2012

Movie Quote Contest

I got this idea of a Movie Quote Contest from Eldarwen.
Here's how it works: You leave a comment, telling me which characters said each quote and also which movie it's from. You need to include both.

No cheating!

The contest opens now, and will end on Monday the 12th.
Let's begin:

1
Character 1: Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art of...origami.

2
Character 1: If I could offer an opinion in regards to this scheme? It seems, uh, foolhardy, redolent with danger, and doomed to failure. Otherwise I can find no fault with it.

3
Character 1: What are you doing?
Character 2: I am Googling at 30 thousand feet.
Character 1: Are you supposed to be doing that?
Character 2: Welcome to the 21st century.

4
Character 1: You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

5
Character 1: Wait, you mean read?
Character 2: While we're still alive?

6
Character 1: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

7
Character 1: Now, what did you want to tell me?
Character 2: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.
Character 1: I already have braces.
Character 2: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.

8
Character 1: Who would've thought we'd have a black son before we knew a Democrat?

9
Character 1:Where's he going?
Character 2: To some remote and far away land where no one will ever find him. Like Paraguay. Or Iowa. 

10
Character 1: Are you from the future?
Character 2: Yeah, he is. I'm not.
Character 1: Well, that's brilliant. Do they still have sandwiches there?

11
Character 1: And, Daddy, they took my boot!

12
Character 1: We’re going to need three goats, an hourglass, one of us is going to need to learn how to play the trumpet while the other does this.
Character 2: I know a man with a goat.
Character 1: Good, then I can go like this!

13
Character 1: I met someone.
Character 2: Yes, the wanted thief. I'm so proud.

14
Character 1: You know, you really ought to be a little more courteous.
Character 2: Oh, Great. Now I'm getting etiquette lessons from a bilge rat.

15
Character 1: Ring, ring. Who is it? Destiny? I've been expecting your call.

16
Character 1: There is nothing like being Mayor. I get to sign resolutions, approve ordinances, submit budgets. And, in the Edible Parade, I'm the one sitting on top of the giant meatball.

17
Character 1: Where am I supposed to go?
Character 2: I don't know.
Character 1: You don't know, or you don't care?
Character 2: Pick one.

18
Character 1: It's the dress. You'll have to put on another one before you meet the children.
Character 2: But I don't have another one. When we entered the abbey, our worldly clothes were given to the poor.
Character 1: What about this one?
Character 2: The poor didn't want this one.

19
Character 1: You'll be able to command light or fire, move objects, summon great strength and, of course, step through time.
Character 2: Can I fly?
Character 1: What?
Character 2: You know - shwoosh - fly.
Character 3: No. No I don't think you can.

20
Character 1: And what excellent boiled potatoes. It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.

21
Character 1: Doctor, to muse and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew, demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic! And I mean that in a very caring way.

22
Character 1: Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting.

23
Character 1: Scars heal.
Character 2: No they don't. Wounds heal.
Character 1: Oh, yeah...what do scars do? They fade, I guess...

24
Character 1: Albuquerque. See, I can do it too. Snorkel.

25
Character 1: This mortal form grows weak. I require sustenance!

26
Character 2: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Character 1: Yep.
Character 2: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Character 1: Most likely.
Character 2: Bring it on.

27
Character 1: Have fun stormin' the castle!

5 comments:

  1. 3) 1 - Sean, 2 - Trevor, Journey to the Center of the Earth

    18) 1 - Capt. Von Trapp, 2 - Maria, The Sound of Music

    20) Mr Collins, Pride & Prejudice?

    And I know I've heard some of the others too, but I couldn't name the source. :)

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  2. 1
    I know I should know that, but I can't for the life of me remember!

    5
    Ruffnut and Tuffnut?
    Movie: How to Train Your Dragon

    6
    Captain Jack Sparrow
    Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

    12
    Captain Jack and Gibbs
    Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    18
    Captain Von Trapp and Maria
    Movie: The Sound of Music

    20
    Mr. Collins
    Movie: Pride and Prejudice

    24
    Riley Poole! :)
    Movie: National Treasure

    27
    Miracle Max
    Movie: The Princess Bride


    OK, I guess I'm behind on my movie watching . . .

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  3. WAAAAAH!

    2- Newman Noggs, from Nicholas Nickleby :)

    5- Ruffnut and Tuffnut, How To Train Your Dragon.

    6- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

    8- The Blind Side (one of the parents, can't remember which ;)

    13- Rapunzel and Mother Gothel- Tangled

    14- Eustace and Reepicheep, Voyage of the Dawn Treader, right?

    15- Rhino- Bolt.

    18- The Captain and Fraulein Maria, The Sound of Music <3

    21- Captain Amelia from TREASURE PLANET, baby! :D

    24- Riley Poole- National Treasure

    25- argh... I KNOW what this is... *pounds head on keyboard*

    26- Pacha and Kuzko- The Emperor's New Groove

    27- Miracle Max- The Princess Bride

    I LOVED DOING THIS! I felt awesome :)

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  4. 1. Ella Enchanted - Ella
    2. ?
    3. Journey to the Center of the Earth - Trevor and Sean
    4. Inception - Tom
    5. How to Train Your Dragon - Tuffnut and Ruffnut
    6. Pirates of the Caribbean(On Stranger Tides) - Captian Jack Sparrow
    7. Princess Diary - Mia and Queen Clarisse
    8. Blind Side - Sean Touhy
    9. ?
    10. ?
    11. ?
    12. Pirates of the Caribbean (On Stranger Tides) - Captian Jack Sparrow and Bates
    13.
    14.
    15. Bolt - Rhino
    16. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - The Mayor
    17. ?
    18. Sound of Music - The Captian and Maria
    19. ?
    20. Pride and Predjudice - Mr. Collins
    21. ?
    22. ?
    23. Kung fu Panda II - Po and Lord Shen
    24. National Treasures I - Rilley
    25. A Wrinkle in Time - Mrs. Whatsit
    26. Emperor's New Groove - Kuzco and Pacha
    27. Princess Bride - Miracle Max

    Note: The ? marked ones are ones I do not know. Sorry.

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  5. 6- Jack Sparrow, "Curse of the Black Pearl"
    7- Mia and Queen Clarisse, "The Princess Diaries"
    15- Rhino, "Bolt"
    18- Captain Von Trapp and Maria "The Sound of Music"
    24- Riley, "National Treasure"
    27- Miracle Max, "The Princess Bride".

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