Movie Quote Contest

I got this idea of a Movie Quote Contest from Eldarwen.
Here's how it works: You leave a comment, telling me which characters said each quote and also which movie it's from. You need to include both.

No cheating!

The contest opens now, and will end on Monday the 12th.
Let's begin:

1

Character 1: Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art of...origami.

2

Character 1: If I could offer an opinion in regards to this scheme? It seems, uh, foolhardy, redolent with danger, and doomed to failure. Otherwise I can find no fault with it.

3
Character 1: What are you doing?
Character 2: I am Googling at 30 thousand feet.
Character 1: Are you supposed to be doing that?
Character 2: Welcome to the 21st century.

4
Character 1: You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

5
Character 1: Wait, you mean read?
Character 2: While we're still alive?

6
Character 1: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

7
Character 1: Now, what did you want to tell me?

Character 2: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.
Character 1: I already have braces.
Character 2: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.

8
Character 1: Who would've thought we'd have a black son before we knew a Democrat?

9
Character 1:Where's he going?
Character 2: To some remote and far away land where no one will ever find him. Like Paraguay. Or Iowa. 

10
Character 1: Are you from the future?
Character 2: Yeah, he is. I'm not.
Character 1: Well, that's brilliant. Do they still have sandwiches there?

11
Character 1: And, Daddy, they took my boot!

12
Character 1: We’re going to need three goats, an hourglass, one of us is going to need to learn how to play the trumpet while the other does this.
Character 2: I know a man with a goat.
Character 1: Good, then I can go like this!

13
Character 1: I met someone.
Character 2: Yes, the wanted thief. I'm so proud.

14
Character 1: You know, you really ought to be a little more courteous.
Character 2: Oh, Great. Now I'm getting etiquette lessons from a bilge rat.

15
Character 1: Ring, ring. Who is it? Destiny? I've been expecting your call.

16
Character 1: There is nothing like being Mayor. I get to sign resolutions, approve ordinances, submit budgets. And, in the Edible Parade, I'm the one sitting on top of the giant meatball.

17
Character 1: Where am I supposed to go?
Character 2: I don't know.
Character 1: You don't know, or you don't care?
Character 2: Pick one.

18
Character 1: It's the dress. You'll have to put on another one before you meet the children.
Character 2: But I don't have another one. When we entered the abbey, our worldly clothes were given to the poor.
Character 1: What about this one?
Character 2: The poor didn't want this one.

19
Character 1: You'll be able to command light or fire, move objects, summon great strength and, of course, step through time.
Character 2: Can I fly?
Character 1: What?
Character 2: You know - shwoosh - fly.
Character 3: No. No I don't think you can.

20
Character 1: And what excellent boiled potatoes. It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.

21

Character 1: Doctor, to muse and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew, demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic! And I mean that in a very caring way.

22
Character 1: Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting.

23

Character 1: Scars heal.
Character 2: No they don't. Wounds heal.

Character 1: Oh, yeah...what do scars do? They fade, I guess...

24

Character 1: Albuquerque. See, I can do it too. Snorkel.

25

Character 1: This mortal form grows weak. I require sustenance!

26
Character 2: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Character 1: Yep.
Character 2: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Character 1: Most likely.
Character 2: Bring it on.

27
Character 1: Have fun stormin' the castle!